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October 27
24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours) #9 The Ron Paul Blimp That Only Flew Once (Oh The Humanity) There are a million beautiful moments with Ron Paul in this election – glittering, fleeting feelings that’ll come back to you years later when you’re walking down the street or sitting on the bus. There was also a blimp. RON PAUL ’08!

24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours)

#9 The Ron Paul Blimp That Only Flew Once (Oh The Humanity)

There are a million beautiful moments with Ron Paul in this election – glittering, fleeting feelings that’ll come back to you years later when you’re walking down the street or sitting on the bus. There was also a blimp. RON PAUL ’08!

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24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours) #10 Change Clothes, Let’s Go It takes a lot to keep up the sexy-librarian-with-a-rack(-of-guns). Not only did the GOP pay for a hot new wardrobe (soon to be donated to charity, where underprivileged girls will learn the pleasure of hot red leather jackets), they also forked over $22K for makeup, which they will hopefully put on ebay.

24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours)

#10 Change Clothes, Let’s Go

It takes a lot to keep up the sexy-librarian-with-a-rack(-of-guns). Not only did the GOP pay for a hot new wardrobe (soon to be donated to charity, where underprivileged girls will learn the pleasure of hot red leather jackets), they also forked over $22K for makeup, which they will hopefully put on ebay.

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24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours) #11 Arugula I hear prices are rising at Whole Foods. But really, charges of elitism are unfounded – if Obama was so fancy, he wouldn’t be eating a totally nasty tasting weed.

24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours)

#11 Arugula

I hear prices are rising at Whole Foods. But really, charges of elitism are unfounded – if Obama was so fancy, he wouldn’t be eating a totally nasty tasting weed.

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24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours) #12 Cunt. Trollop. Oh the big little issue that got no play. McCain, king lover of women and fighter for ladyrights, totally called his wife (Cindy, not the other one) a cunt and a trollop after she made a disparaging comment about his hair. Not actually a moment in the campaign, per say, but something to relish.

24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours)

#12 Cunt. Trollop.

Oh the big little issue that got no play. McCain, king lover of women and fighter for ladyrights, totally called his wife (Cindy, not the other one) a cunt and a trollop after she made a disparaging comment about his hair. Not actually a moment in the campaign, per say, but something to relish.

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24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours) #13 Chuck Norris … HUCKABEE ‘12

24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours)

#13 Chuck Norris …

HUCKABEE ‘12

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24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours) #14 Kucinich Is Out There Remember when Dennis Kucinich wanted aliens to help build a Department of Peace, where he and his hot wife would live surrounded by vegan chicken dumplings?

24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours)

#14 Kucinich Is Out There

Remember when Dennis Kucinich wanted aliens to help build a Department of Peace, where he and his hot wife would live surrounded by vegan chicken dumplings?

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24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours) #15 When Hawks Cry Shhhh, sweetheart, wipe away those tears. New Hampshire is long over and no matter what happens, the Democrats will love you forever and ever.

24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours)

#15 When Hawks Cry

Shhhh, sweetheart, wipe away those tears. New Hampshire is long over and no matter what happens, the Democrats will love you forever and ever.

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24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours) #16 Dog on a Roof Mitt Romney strapped his dog carrier on top of his station wagon, where the dog proceeded to shit out of fear because he was stuck on a roof, WTF. This is why you can’t trust Mormon politicians from Massachusetts who look like the robot versions of presidents in scifi movies.

24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours)

#16 Dog on a Roof

Mitt Romney strapped his dog carrier on top of his station wagon, where the dog proceeded to shit out of fear because he was stuck on a roof, WTF. This is why you can’t trust Mormon politicians from Massachusetts who look like the robot versions of presidents in scifi movies.

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24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours) #17 Rudy, the Campaign Hahaha, this guy was once the front-runner for the Republican nomination. Now he’s a race baiter reminding New Yorkers why they didn’t drop term limits in 2002.

24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours)

#17 Rudy, the Campaign

Hahaha, this guy was once the front-runner for the Republican nomination. Now he’s a race baiter reminding New Yorkers why they didn’t drop term limits in 2002.

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24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours) #18 A Shot to the Heart The purest and bestest pandering (that didn’t leave the potential for national ruin), Clinton pounding Crown Royal with the Bitters showed that this liberal-arts-school life-long politician was truly one of their own, but failed to launch a velvet-bag revival of her campaign or velvet liquor bags.

24 Moments in Campaign History (done in 24 hours)

#18 A Shot to the Heart

The purest and bestest pandering (that didn’t leave the potential for national ruin), Clinton pounding Crown Royal with the Bitters showed that this liberal-arts-school life-long politician was truly one of their own, but failed to launch a velvet-bag revival of her campaign or velvet liquor bags.