Oh Levi, you poor thing. There you were, hunting moose and bangin’ hot chicks, and you knocked one up (hot chick, not a moose). What are you going to do now? Get married! Except maybe you won’t have to, since Sarah Palin is a walking, talking embarrassment to the Republican Party and with the economy failing and all, it looks like she might not be the next Vice President anyway.
What a relief, right?
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